Wino Is Addicted To Pussy

January 9, 2010 / Posted by:

Amy Wino recently traded in her addiction to eating crack smoke in wholesale quantities for an addiction to injecting her body with man-made jellies. Well, The Sun is saying that Wino’s got a new bag and this one is full of CATS!

One of Wino’s friends said that if she doesn’t feel a warm pussy on her cheek every hour on the hour she starts to get the shakes. Gerard Butler feels Wino’s pain.

The friend said that Wino’s apartment is on pussy overload thanks to her 11 pet cats, “She loves cats but doesn’t know when to stop. Controlling that many is proving to be a disaster. Her friends are calling her Catwoman now because they’re everywhere.”

Now let’s hold hands around the crystal meth ball and gaze into Wino’s future:

Even if you’ve seen this video before, watch it again to relive the magic of the fight between the Caucasian cat and the bi-racial one at the beginning. They both need to be drive-by slapped by Roomba Cat.

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