That Mess On Kate Gosselin’s Head Cost $6,450

January 8, 2010 / Posted by:

The hair stylist who glued on a broke down bathroom drain weave over Kate Gosselin’s possum head for the cover of People Magazine said it would cost 6,450 American dollars if he did it in his salon. So if Kate Gosselin needs a touch up in his salon, the kids will have to eat butter noodles for the rest of the month.

Ted Gibson of the Ted Gibson Salons tells Radar that he would normally charge $950 to trim Kate’s possum, $500 to throw some Surgi on her hair for highlights, and another $5,000 for the long extensions. That brings the grand total to $6,450! Ted added that they were together for around 20 hours. I’m sure Ted spent 16 of those hours trying to dodge the rabid possum’s attacks.

This is ridiculous. Almost $6,5000 FOR THAT! The Rock of Love skanks could fix Kate Gosselin up for free in 5 easy steps:

1: Go diving for weave scraps in the dumpster outside of Brit Brit’s house.
2. Paste weave scraps on Kate’s head using nail glue.
3. Go to nearest bar, get Kate so liquored up that she passes out on the men’s bathroom floor.
4. Leave Kate on the bathroom floor for at least 3 hours so that her weave soaks up enough urine, beer and jizz crust to achieve that full-bodied skank look.
5. Give Kate’s weave a final tousle while she does a shot out of a skank’s vagina.

There you go! And it would look way better than that shit she has on her head now.

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