Yesterday, TMZ said that NBC is moving Jay Leno out of his 10pm home to make way for The Biggest Loser: Toddler Edition. I made that last part up, but I hope it turns out to be true. We need more fat toddlers on TV. Anyway, their source claimed that Leno is sliding back into the 11:30pm slot, leaving Conan O’Brien’s future at NBC up in the air. Well, TMZ has a little more information today.
According to their source (who probably looks like this), NBC has given Conan two options. Conan can either jump back a few places to the 12 to 1 slot. Or Conan can go to the trash room, pick out the sturdiest-looking cardboard box, return to his office and collect his things. If Conan goes with the latter, Leno’s show will be a full hour. If Conan goes with the former, Leno’s show will be thirty minutes.
Conan’s team has told NBC that he’s considering the offer. However, Conan’s people are probably roasting marshmallows on his ass cheeks, because the ginge is fuming mad. Conan does not appreciate the peacock shitting all over his head without warning. If a peacock threw a diarrhea party on your head without asking first, you would be mad too.
And over at CBS, the female interns must be wearing burkas and Nixon masks, because Letterman has probably had an erection for the past 24-hours.