Would You Hit….No, I Wouldn’t Do That To You

January 7, 2010 / Posted by:

Michael Lohan, the nut-covered piece of caca that refuses to be removed from the Internet’s shoe, attended a press conference yesterday in Milmont Park, PA for a celebrity boxing match. Vaginas beware!

In case you’re wondering in what world Michael Lohan is considered a “celebrity,” you should know that the other celebrity participants include the town’s second most popular weed man (the first is on a buying trip to Vancouver), Suzanne Roberts’ day nurse and some bitch who was almost cast in The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Michael was joined at the press conference by Jon Grosselin’s former blue moon bitch Kate Major Fail. Word on the stroll is that Kate and Michael are dating, but she was all over Baby Huey’s stand-in at the press conference. Maybe Michael, Kate and Baby Huey Jr. are a threesome. Who knows? And really, who wants to know? That’s a skeleton that needs to grab War & Peace, have a seat and stay in its closet.

Here’s a few more pictures of Michael that will make your genitals want to kick themselves. And The Situation should slow down his situation, because he could look exactly like this in 20 years.

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