Shredder Is Looking Fabulous

January 7, 2010 / Posted by:

Vadge’s face is made out of the foreskin of a hundred fetuses, cartilage from a Baiji dolphin, and a dozen hymens, so she does whatever it takes to keep her mug from freezing and falling off like an icicle on a shingle.

That’s why Vadge looked like Shredder after a date with the Queer Eye gays while she left a movie theater in NYC last night. Vadge also took extra precautions by making Baby Jesus carry a cooler filled with replacement faces.

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