Open Post: Hosted By Ronald McDonald’s Newest Enemy

January 7, 2010 / Posted by:

Soon Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Birdie and Officer Big Mac will have to arm themselves with taser guns and patrol every McDonald’s, because the crazies are turning it up!

Last week, a strung out McNuggethead was arrested for telling a McDonald’s employee “You deserve a break today, bitch!” before punching her in the mouth. And now here’s surveillance footage of Mary Lee Johnston a ho wreaking havoc on a Kansas City McDonald’s after they denied her a refund for a burger she didn’t like.

This crazy bitch even took her sippy cup to the bathroom, filled it up with sink water and threw it all over the employees. The employees should’ve tickled the ho with a fry to calm her down! DAMN. This confirms that McDonald’s is putting the wrong stuff in their food.

The woman is still at large (jokes write themselves sometimes) and the police are currently searching for her. Um. Have they checked the Burger King’s safe house?

(Thanks to all who sent this in)

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