Let’s Turn The Tiger Woods Saga Into A Gay Scandal!

January 7, 2010 / Posted by:

My glitter hole can exhale now, because ever since I first posted this picture of the world’s sexiest gay white tiger (aka Before They Were Stars: Lady CaCa) I’ve been waiting for the right moment to open his cage door again so he pose, pounce and prance for those who didn’t get a taste of his sweetness the first time around. Well, the time is here thanks to this Tiger Woods story from Radar. Put a quarter in gay white tiger’s cup and read on….

I’ve been saying to myself that this whole Tiger Woods debacle really needs more dick if it wants to be inducted into the Scandal Hall of Fame. Well, one of Tiger’s mistress whores is trying to make that happen. According to Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, Tiger not only likes to putt poon with his tongue, but he also likes to putt peen with his tongue. And if you want all the popper-scented details, you will have to stick a roll of a million $1 bills into Loredana’s cleavage. That’s how much Loredana wants for her story.

A source claims that Loredana is working on a tell-all book, which will describe Tiger’s his “healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door (MK note: MARY, how could you?!!!), girl-girl, and an answer to all the rumors surrounding Woods’ sexuality.

Loredana’s rep says she is in talks with several publishing companies regarding her tell-all.

There’s a good chance that this Loredana trick is just sprinkling foil bits on our head and calling it glitter. The bitch’s name is Loredana Jolie Ferriolo. Don’t trust anyone who sounds like a third-rate villainess in a Jackie Collins novel. That being said, I will stay in my seat and patiently await the appearance of Tiger Woods’ first gigowhore.

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