Afternoon Crumbs
Fishsticks Paltrow was in a fender bender and I don’t need to know the details to declare that it was her fault. It’s always Fishy’s fault. – Just Jared
Marky Mark’s wife’s womb is like the baton in a relay race – Lainey Gossip
RiRi wears more clothes on a boat than she does on stage – Egotastic!
A million photos from the Publicist’s Choice Awards! – Popsugar
Jonathan Ross is out – Holy Moly!
Don’t do that, MiserAlba. It gives me the twitches – Hollywood Tuna
What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Carrie Underwears wearing? – Hollywood Rag
St. Angie is a swinger – Cityrag
The Self-Potato-er speaks – NYT
Victoria Silvstedt continues to be one of my personal heroes (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
But Hanes could’ve used Charlie Sheen to promote their wife beater collection – Celebitchy
Pootie isn’t the only one snatching designs – ICYDK
The world may soon be invaded by Sasquatch babies – Socialite Life
St. Angie and Billy Goat Brad went to dinner last night – I’m Not Obsessed