Afternoon Crumbs

January 7, 2010 / Posted by:

Fishsticks Paltrow was in a fender bender and I don’t need to know the details to declare that it was her fault. It’s always Fishy’s fault. – Just Jared

Marky Mark’s wife’s womb is like the baton in a relay race – Lainey Gossip

RiRi wears more clothes on a boat than she does on stage – Egotastic!

A million photos from the Publicist’s Choice Awards! – Popsugar

Jonathan Ross is out – Holy Moly!

Don’t do that, MiserAlba. It gives me the twitches – Hollywood Tuna

What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Carrie Underwears wearing? – Hollywood Rag

St. Angie is a swinger – Cityrag

The Self-Potato-er speaks – NYT

Victoria Silvstedt continues to be one of my personal heroes (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

But Hanes could’ve used Charlie Sheen to promote their wife beater collection – Celebitchy

Pootie isn’t the only one snatching designs – ICYDK

The world may soon be invaded by Sasquatch babies Socialite Life

St. Angie and Billy Goat Brad went to dinner last night – I’m Not Obsessed

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