Anthony Bourdain tells us to not make any Lindsay Lohan jokes (too late) as he’s about to set fire to 6 tons of cocaine. 6 TONS OF COCAINE! ON FIRE! The bad shit hasn’t tickled my nose hairs since I was in elementary school, and even I shed a tear. The entire Lohan family is probably lying in the fetal position on the bathroom floor.
The truth is, they didn’t need to set that stuff on fire. If they needed it to disappear in a few minutes, they should’ve invited Wino and Pete Doherty over. In fact, Petey probably hired a helicopter to fly over the cokefire so he could inhale fumes.