You Can’t Hide The Possum, Kate!

January 6, 2010 / Posted by:

Kate Gosselin tried to cover up the rabid possum on her head by using Jon Gosselin’s nutsack saliva to glue Bret Michaels’ skank-covered weave scraps on top of it, but it didn’t work. The rabid possum is still there and it’s foaming at the mouth with rage that she would try to bury it under a mound of polyester hair. The rabid possum will soon fly above like Kandi on the red eye.

Kate told People that she’s giving herself a fresh start by putting a not-so-fresh weave on top of her head, “I’m starting over. It’s good to have hair again. I never thought I’d have short hair for as long as I did. I feel like this is a fresh start, a fresh me, a fresh life. I’m rebuilding. There’s no option for this not to be a good year. Now I get to start over with a new self and new goals.

You know, the cuntress of cuntery should really watch herself, because if she “opens up” even more she might turn inside/out.

via Cover Awards & Fox 411

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