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January 6, 2010 / Posted by:

It looks like The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Danielle is still shocked from Ape Head’s table flipping move last year. Although, Danielle probably has a shocked look on her face when finds a poop plum in her toilet after she takes a shit, or when a man puts a $10 bill on her breakfast nook after his daily blowjob. Danielle permanently has that “tasered in the asshole” look on her face. Bitch has the Surprised Kitty of faces.

On a positive note, Danielle’s eyebrows look like they are praising Jesus. At least her brows are trying to settle down with the lord.

And if Johnny Depp refuses to do a sequel to Alice in Wonderland, Tim Burton doesn’t have to waste his precious time looking for his replacement. Danielle is ready to go!

Here’s Prostitution Whore and Project Runway’s Malan at last night’s NYC premiere of Youth In Revolt.

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