Mimi Got Drunk

January 6, 2010 / Posted by:

At last night’s Palm Springs Film Festival, Mimi took the stage to accept an award for her performance in Precious and bitch acted like she just inhaled a full page of Hello Kitty scented stickers really fast. Basically, Mimi was drunker than you at Sunday mass.

This is exactly why all award shows should have a keg filled with Boones Farm at every table and cup holder. If every ho got boozed right before accepting their award, we wouldn’t have to get drunk to deal with their boring ass speech. Wait, what’s the fun in that. We should all get drunk!

And unfortunately, the clip above cuts off before Mimi finishes up her public display of drunkness. But I’m guessing that Mimi got dizzy from trying to make the words in her head come out of her mouth, so she passed out. Then Nick Cannon ran up and gently rolled her off the stage to make room for the next presenter. (UPDATE: Full speech above. YES!)

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