Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 6, 2010 / Posted by:

The aptly named Angel, the gold-hearted golden retriever who saved an 11-year-old boy from a blood thirsty cougar! Fortunately for everyone involved, the cougar was not Sharon Stone. If it was, this would be a tragic tale since that bitch is ruthless when it comes to animals.

Young Austin Forman was collecting firewood from the yard of his family’s home in Boston Bar, British Columbia (this already sounds like the making of a Hallmark Hall of Fame movie), when he noticed a cougar coming out of the darkness (or maybe a Disney movie). Austin knew that was his cue to drop the wood and take his ass inside. But the cougar was ready to rumble right then and there. Luckily, the family dog Angel (aka the second coming of Lassie AND Benji) was there and stepped in to take that pussy down. Angel and the cougar started going at it. But when the cougar tore into Angel like Kirstie Alley on a turducken, Austin screamed for help. Austin’s mother, who was inside, called the police.

An officer happened to be nearby (okay, this is a Disney movie AND a Hallmark Hall of Fame special) and immediately came to Angel’s rescue. The officer shot the cougar, but that didn’t stop the determined pussy from tearing at Angel’s neck. So the officer shot the cougar again, killing it. Angel was taken to a local caregiver where she’s recuperating from her wounds.

Meanwhile, my dog just looked up at me with “DON’T YOU EVEN” eyes. If a cougar came at me, that bitch would clear out my pockets, give me the sign of the cross and then hail a cab for himself only. This is the truth.

Below is a clip from the local news of Austin and his mother telling the tale of Angel vs. Pussy. And is it just last night’s party in my eyes or is that cougar giving us sexyface even in death?

(For Melissa)

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