Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Party crashers aren’t the only ones creating stress at the White House. A certain celebrity was scheduled to attend a function at the White House, but ran into a snafu when a standard security check was performed on her. It turns out that the age on her driver’s license didn’t match up to the background check. She gave them a big song and a dance about how the mix up occurred, but eventually had to admit her real age in order to gain admission for future events. We don’t know which made her actor husband more upset: the fact that she was singled out for a mild interrogation, or that fact that his wife has lied to him all along about her age. While she is unquestionably beautiful, she is quite a few years older than he thought she was. (Blind Gossip)

Well, we’ve all heard stories from our grandparents about how they used to “whoop it up” with Catherine Zeta-Jones at the speakeasy back in the day, so I’ll go with her.

Which etiquette expert needs to teach her own kids some manners? Her 13-year-old son crashed the bar mitzvah of his prep school classmate — in jeans and a T-shirt, no less — and rented a room at the hotel where the event was held for an unsupervised after-party” (Page Six)

What will The Countess say?!

Which high-profile socialite has given her number to too many people? When the phone rings with a “private number,” she screens her calls by answering with a fake Spanish accent. (Page Six)

Since Parasite Hilton’s idea of doing a believable Spanish accent is talking while Juan Valdez’s dick is in her mouth, I’ll go with Nicole Richie?