Afternoon Crumbs

If you were recently on a plane to Phoenix and wondered why it sounded like Intervention and a monster truck rally were mating behind you, this video will explain things – Videogum

For the zero of you out there who have been wondering what Amanda Bynes has been up to lately – Egotastic!

Ken Paves can curl a weave just by coo-ing at it – Hollywood Tuna

Naomi Campbell is smiling. Should we be nervous? – Lainey Gossip

Sombrero-ero-ero-ero – Popsugar

I can’t wait to see pictures of Jason Alexander’s new bikini body – Just Jared

Mary Carey SANS FARDS (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

I’ve been asking myself “What Would Right Said Fred Do” for years. My thoughts are finally relevant! – Thighs Wide Shut

Two koalas get bored with Andy Roddick, so they bone each other. Naturally. – Towleroad

Mary Kay Letourneau gives a thumbs up to this story – Hollywood Rag

JLo is DEAD serious: “I think Maid in Manhattan and Monster-in-Law are very layered movies. And that’s why they’re so successful.” – ICYDK

Simon Cowell got hit with the Photoshop stick – Cityrag

Brooke Mueller might have been washing her prenatal vitamins down with whiskey – Celebitchy

The Lost Supper – SOW

Well, Natalie Portman isn’t going to play Fyvush Finkel in a movie anytime soon – I’m Not Obsessed

Taylor Lautner is going to regret accepting that $7.5 million paycheck when Tommy Girl stumbles into his hotel room naked and lubed-up one night – Socialite Life

Katy Perry and a former vagina collector are engaged for real – Holy Moly!