Who Is December’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

January 5, 2010 / Posted by:

We’re almost there! All we have to do is crown December’s Hot Slut of the Month and then we can begin the Miss Hot Slut of 2009 pageant. It’s going to take a while, so give the kids a $20 and send them out for some booze. Tell them they can make that 20 stretch if they start crying when the bill comes. What alcohol merchant out there would turn down a crying child? Anyway, here’s your choice for HS of the Month:

Harald Glööckler: The German unicorn with eyebrows like an angel’s landing strip.
Suzanne Roberts: The senior’s senior! That’s really what she lists as her occupation on her tax returns every year.
Jersey Shore’s Snooki: A pickle’s best friend (or is she their worst enemy?) and the future of America.
Banana Jesus: Banana. Jesus.

As usual, voting is in the sidebar to the right. Make sure you marinate your hands in a bowl of Purell before and after voting. The winning slut will be announced on Thursday.

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