The Bison Scores!

January 5, 2010 / Posted by:

Matt Kemp of the L.A. Dodgers (“The Bison” if you love to smack a bare ass in the locker room) seems happier Ryan Gaycrest getting a prostate exam while grabbing onto RiRi’s nalgas in Mexico yesterday. Or maybe he’s just happy because he knows there’s photographic evidence of him giving RiRi’s cheeks a hand hug. Yeah, that’s probably it.

But Matt really should be using his hands to grab a gigantic hat to cover up RiRi’s fried “Drop Dead Fred meets a Sun-In bottle” hair.

Hopefully, after Matt finished giving her stomach an Eskimo kiss (see thumbnail 7), he took her down to the beach to get her hair braided by a professional! When she comes back from getting hers in Mexico, let’s hope she strolls through the airport looking like this. Now that is the fucking look.

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