Marc Jacobs And Lorenzo Martone Got Married

January 5, 2010 / Posted by:

Marc Jacobs and his boyfriend Lorenzo Martone weren’t only in St. Barts to take topless pictures for their Facebook pages, they were also there to get married! Guest of a Guest reports that after being engaged since March of last year, Marc and Lorenzo became husband and husband in a private ceremony. There’s no picture of the actual ceremony, but I’ll be disappointed if they didn’t wear matching dick huggers. Let’s just say they did…

After the ceremony, Marc and Lorenzo celebrated their new marriage at a reception hosted by fancy art person Larry Gagosian. And of course, even Marc’s wedding topper had his nipples out.

You better believe that after the premium Andre started flowing, ho after ho took pictures of themselves doing nasty raunchy shit with Marc’s topper. They turned that topper into a versatiler. The places that topper has been! But I would’ve done the same thing, which is exactly why I never get invited to weddings anymore.

UPDATE: Marc Jacob’s spokeswhore said they aren’t husband husband just yet. This picture wasn’t from their wedding, it was from their engagement party. There’s still hope that they will wear matching speedo tuxedos at their real wedding.

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