Boise State University, Here I Cum!

January 5, 2010 / Posted by:

That’s it. I’m moving to Idaho and immediately enrolling at BJU BSU. Only they have a major that can I fully throw myself into, onto, etc… etc…

I mean, I’ve always wanted to know if jizz loads like to be cleaned up with a paper towel, used chonies, a hand, my hair or a wet vac. I also want to know why they are sometimes tardy for the party. Are they not getting my Evites?

Well, now I can find out the answers to these mysteries thanks to BSU! Just call me The Future Cum Whisperer!

via Deadspin

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