Afternoon Crumbs

January 5, 2010 / Posted by:

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are engaged! Russell, please report to Sienna Miller’s house and immediately hand over your free clinic fast pass. You are no longer the reigning manslut of England! – Celebitchy

Drinks on Maddox! – Just Jared

Miley Cyrus holding hands with her boyfriend while wearing a shirt from the Rock of Love collection – Popsugar

Even gayer than Marc Jacobs’ wedding cake – Lainey Gossip

You know how your drunk ass peed behind some partition at a concert last summer? Well, you got caught on camera (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The Isle of Wight is about to get Twitard-bombed I’m Not Obsessed

This is what happens when Parasite Hilton douches with Strawberry Quik – Towleroad

Miranda Kerr. St. Barts. A Yacht. Bikini. Blah. Blah. – Egotastic!

If Lindsay Lohan took a slut bath and ate one full meal, she’d look like this – Hollywood Tuna

Prairie Dog gets his revenge – Cityrag

Sulley from Monsters Inc. is not amused – Hollywood Rag

Quick Trim: Live the NIGHTMARE – ICYDK

Katharine McPhee or Doris Day? – Popoholic

The Big Brother house is the new Buckingham Palace, because it is filled with so much class and refinement – Holy Moly!

Ryan Gosling’s new piece – Socialite Life

This doesn’t seem rightSOW

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >