Katy Perry and Russell Brand are engaged! Russell, please report to Sienna Miller’s house and immediately hand over your free clinic fast pass. You are no longer the reigning manslut of England! – Celebitchy
Drinks on Maddox! – Just Jared
Miley Cyrus holding hands with her boyfriend while wearing a shirt from the Rock of Love collection – Popsugar
Even gayer than Marc Jacobs’ wedding cake – Lainey Gossip
You know how your drunk ass peed behind some partition at a concert last summer? Well, you got caught on camera (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
The Isle of Wight is about to get Twitard-bombed – I’m Not Obsessed
This is what happens when Parasite Hilton douches with Strawberry Quik – Towleroad
Miranda Kerr. St. Barts. A Yacht. Bikini. Blah. Blah. – Egotastic!
If Lindsay Lohan took a slut bath and ate one full meal, she’d look like this – Hollywood Tuna
Prairie Dog gets his revenge – Cityrag
Sulley from Monsters Inc. is not amused – Hollywood Rag
Quick Trim: Live the NIGHTMARE – ICYDK
Katharine McPhee or Doris Day? – Popoholic
The Big Brother house is the new Buckingham Palace, because it is filled with so much class and refinement – Holy Moly!
Ryan Gosling’s new piece – Socialite Life
This doesn’t seem right – SOW