Zelda Rubinstein Is Moving Away From The Light
Last week, Radar made everyone throw their TVs in the dumpster after they reported that legendary Zelda Rubinstein (Tangina in Poltergeist and Madame Serena in Teen Witch) was beginning the long sashay towards the light. A friend said that 76-year-old Zelda had been on life support at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for about a month after two of her lungs and kidneys failed. The friend added that she was taken off life support and it was only a matter of time before 2009 claimed another victim. But a different friend tells Moviehole that everyone needs to stick their assholes in a bowl of ice water and stop being so dramatic, because it’s not as bad as it seems.
The friend said, “She’s OK. Vitals are good. She’s apparently doing better. Internet sources exaggerated the story.”
2010 brought her back to life! YES! Or maybe Zelda kicked 2009 in the dick and wouldn’t let it take her. Not this time.
This house is definitely fucking clean. For now.