Vince Vaughn Got Married!

January 4, 2010 / Posted by:

Vince Vaughn is now a husband after marrying real estate agent Kyla Weber on Saturday. (Insert your own Wedding Crashers joke here).

People reports that the two had a smell (typo and it stays) ceremony outside of Vince’s hometown of Chicago. Vince and Kyla got engaged last year.

If you’re a proud gold digger, raise a glass of Strawberry Hill to Kyla for completing her mission! Don’t give me that look. Of course Kyla is hitting that shit for profit! I mean, IN THIS ECONOMY, it’s a genius business move. And I’m really sure Kyla’s heart orgasms every time Vince’s nose hairs tickle her upper lip when she has to kiss him. Not to mention him farting on her forehead when they 69.

On that note, congrats to Vince and Kyla!

And don’t worry, your grocer’s ice cream section won’t be ransacked by Jennifer Aniston tonight since I’m sure she threw away her Vince Vaughn real doll with accompanying dream wedding book a long time ago.

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