The Troll And The Giant

January 4, 2010 / Posted by:

This is some Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum shit! 20-year-old Hayden Panatroll got a little intimate in Miami over the weekend with 33-year-old Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko. Hayden is 5’1″ and Wladimir is 6’6″.

Hopefully, Hayden is simply just sliding down Wladmiri’s beanstalk and leaving it at that! They do not need to take it to the next level. Because if they ever got married, she’d become Hayden Leslie Panettiere Klitschko. My eyeballs are hacking up loogies just from thinking about pronouncing that name out loud.

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