Lafayette Is Finally Getting A Piece

January 4, 2010 / Posted by:

True Blood SPOILER ALERT! So if you don’t want to know anything else, rip your eyeballs out and meet us in the front. The Hollywood Reporter (via People) says that Lafayette will finally get a little honey in his pot next season.

The producers of True Blood held a seance and resurrected Ugly Betty’s Santos from the dead and cast him as Jesus (that’s pronounced Heeeeeeey-sus if you take cream in your coffee). Kevin Alejandro will play Jesus, a hospital orderly who is caring for Lafayette’s sick mother (played by Alfre Woodard). Jesus will be in almost every single episode in the upcoming third season.

Part of me (my no-no) was hoping that Eric and Lafayette would swirl it up in the third season, but I’ll take this for now. And I’m still praying that my favorite True Blood character, the alley slut known as Randi Sue, somehow fucks her way into season 3.

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