Hot Slut Of The Week: John Wall

January 4, 2010 / Posted by:

Birthday: September 6, 1990
Age: 19
Birth Name: John Wall

Original Date of HS of the Day: January 2, 2009
Claim to Fame: John Wall throws balls and dodges ass for the University of Kentucky’s basketball team. But for me, John Wall didn’t pass my eyes until I watched this viral video of him turning follicle jumping into an art form.

Where is he now? Hopefully negotiating an endorsement deal with Pantene, because nobody respects hair as much as John Wall does.
Why is he HS of the Week? Well, because when I made him Hot Slut of the Day, some hos wrote me shit like, “I didn’t know you were a basketball fan” and “Who knew you loved sports?” It seriously made me feel so butch. I even drank a Heineken out of the bottle that night instead of pouring it in a plastic champagne glass like I usually do! And in case you missed John’s jumping over a wall of cheerleaders, here you go:

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