Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 4, 2010 / Posted by:

Namata, Norway’s King of R&B (I’ll get back to you on what the R or B actually stands for)

Some of you might have already slipped (AND FALLEN) into Namata’s smooth rhythms, but for those of you that haven’t, grab a Neti Pot and get into this. All your sinuses will get clogged up as soon as you the hit the “play” button on his video for “Treasure In You (A Date Rape Anthem).” You know, I was really searching for a musical interpretation of R. Kelly’s sex tape golden shower scene and I think I’ve finally found it in this shit!

Namata has the face of Flavor Flav’s foot, the voice of Flavor Flav’s asshole and the moves of Flavor Flav’s penis (without Viagra). If this whole, “King of R&B” thing doesn’t work out for Namata, I’m sure there’s a paraplegic drill team in Norway that could use his choreography skills.

The background singer gets an honorable Hot Slut mention. Although, I don’t know if she’s singing or hollering out the window for the police.

And in case you need more Namata to get you through the day, here you go:

(For Vazduh)

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