Bitches Go Crazy For McNuggets

January 4, 2010 / Posted by:

When are McDonald’s employees going to learn that you never deny a crazy bitch Chicken McNuggets? NEVER! I mean, when a bitch rolls up to the drive-thru window with a twitch in her eye and a stiff fist, you just throw your entire inventory of McNuggets at her and then hide under the cash register. Two employees at a McDonald’s in Toledo, Ohio learned this lesson the hard way.

On January 1st at 6 in the morning, 24-year-old Melodi Dushane (that’s Melodi Doucheanal if you’re a McDonald’s manager) drove up to McDonald’s hoping to feast on a 6-pack of processed fried chicken parts for her first meal of the new year. Let me correct myself. Her SECOND meal of the new year. I’m sure her first meal consisted of condom lube, pubic hair and Early Times whiskey. In my circle that’s a balanced meal.

Anyway, the McDonald’s employee just had to kill Melodi’s buzz by telling her that they do not serve McNuggets before 11am. Well, Melodi responded the way any civilized human being in that situation would. She kissed her first for good luck and popped the bitch in the mouth. McPOW! I guess Melodi likes blood sauce with her nuggets.

After Melodi handed over her customer satisfaction survey in the form of a punch to the lip, the night manager came to the window. Melodi greeted her with a punch too and they both went at it. File this under: You might be a refined lady if….

The two were finally separated and Melodi got in the last word by breaking the drive-thru window with her fist. The police were called and Melodi was arrested.

Remember that Crazy McCrazy (no relation to Ronald) who called 911 after they told her they were out of McNuggets? Well, Melodi needs to join forces with that ho so the two can fight for the right to eat McNuggets! It’s 2010! We should all be able to clog our arteries with Chicken McNuggets whenever or wherever we want!

Source: The Smoking Gun

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