Afternoon Crumbs
Sienna Miller is just checking to make sure her busy vagina hasn’t quit out of exhaustion yet – Hollywood Tuna
A bearded Jakey G sashays into LAX – Lainey Gossip
That two piece really shows off LiLo’s coke bloat – Egotastic!
Stacy Keibler still exists (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Andrea Plunket needs to stop playing. You know she jacks off to Sherlock/Watson gay fiction – Towleroad
Just a spoon full of Nads is what Brad Pitt’s chin beard needs – Popsugar
Don’t drive on Coke – Cityrag
Cate Blanchett is smart – Celebitchy
RiRi covers up for Dubai. Yes, this is RiRi covering up – Hollywood Rag
Gwen Stefani is in St. Barts along with everybody but you and me – Just Jared
The man who tucked his toe into Katie Price’s vag, and the man who tucks his peen to get a vag are both on Celebrity Big Brother – Holy Moly!
New couple alert: Pamela Anderson & McGruff – ICYDK
Mrs. Roper better sue JLo for copyright infringement – SOW
There’s something about Matthew Broderick – Socialite Life
And just like his dinner date, I’m sure John Mayer humps on his Blackberry and laptop without asking – I’m Not Obsessed