Welcome To The Panty Creamer Buffet
January 3, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Dude nipples came out in full force this weekend from Barbados (see Gerard Butler) to St. Barts (see Orlando Bloom & Jason Statham) to Miami (see Matthew Morrison) to the beaches of Hell (see Christian Audigier). There’s something for everyone here!
If Giorgio Armani’s distressed leather chest cutlets don’t make your fuck parts slobber like Hooch, then I’m sure Christian Audigier’s will. Unfortunately for me, both Carrot Top and Mah Boo Anderson Cooper kept their bare sexiness from public eyes this weekend. Well, in Carrot Top’s case I think it’s against the law.
Anyway, if you want to know whose name to scream while you’re flicking at your genitals then just hover your mouse over their picture (that sounds sexy).
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