Kate Hudson Was Not Man Enough For A-Roidy

January 3, 2010 / Posted by:

After Kate Hudson and A-Roidy stopped licking each other’s butts there were rumors that it ended because she only cared about the spotlight and became too needy. There was also a rumor that Kate cut the cord, because A-Roidy just couldn’t make her clit bust into a seizure. But now some source is telling OK! Magazine (via NYDN) that A-Roidy’s obsession with Vadge was the real reason why Kate Hudson took her vagina elsewhere.

The source went on to say, “Kate was mad with jealousy. he gave A-Rod three chances to stop contacting Madonna. How would you feel if your new boyfriend kept calling his ex?

Maybe Kate jumped to conclusions. Maybe A-Roidy wasn’t trying to get back into Vadge’s strong Conan-like thighs. Maybe A-Roidy only called Vadge to continue to get tips on how his biceps can pop nutsacks just from flexing like hers.

Although, it probably broke Kate’s lady boner when A-Roidy asked her to put on a He-Man costume and sing the lyrics to Justify My Love while tapping his ass cheeks with a roid needle.

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