Kanye West’s CAPS LOCK KEY Will Continue To Terrorize The Internet In 2010

January 3, 2010 / Posted by:

It’s comforting to know that Kanye West will continue to shout at the top of his CAPS LOCK KEY’S lungs for the next year and beyond. But I really shouldn’t be surprised since Kanye’s CAPS LOCK KEY will outlive us all. When the world ends in 2012, aliens from other planets will scour the planet for any sign of life and the only thing they will find is Kanye’s CAPS LOCK KEY. And then they’ll roll their eyes. You see! Kanye’s CAPS LOCK KEY fuckery brings all the beings of the universe together!

Anyway, Kanye took to his blog today to loudly fart about how he’s on Maya Angelou’s tail and how all of us need to soak in positive forces. I’m guessing he means that we need to bong and booze more (which is what he was doing while writing this mess). It works for me.

And in 10 years, when your children ask you to read them a book, throw that shit in the garbage and read them Kanye’s rants instead. Because Kanye’s poetry is the only education your child needs. Yes, I’ve been drinking. To quote Kanye, LOL!!!

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