Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 3, 2010 / Posted by:

Dolores Hope, Bob Hope’s 100-year-old widow and a recording superstar sensation!

When Dolores Hope was 83-years-old, she decided that she wasn’t quite ready to retire to her corner and nibble on caramel squares for the rest of her days. So Dolores hopped on her Hoveround, drove into the nearest recording studio, gargled with hot Metamucil and cut her first album of old timey songs called Dolores Hope: Now and Then.

Since then Dolores has released three more albums and is hoping to put out another one before she turns 101 this May. And when her album does come out, I’m sure Dolores will knock down hos half her age (i.e. Lindsay Lohan, etc…) by outselling them on the charts. Dolores once again proves that memaws rule the world with an Icy Hot-scented fist!

(For Eric)

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