Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

January 3, 2010 / Posted by:

Which portly star shocked his girlfriend on a recent holiday by unpacking a tub of bikini line hair removal cream and insisted she use it on his back, sack and crack? (3am)

Khloe Kardashian? Or Sean Astin? Or James Gandolfini? Or Alec Baldwin? Or absolutely anybody else on FatActors.blogspot.com.

Which actress had a good reason for never naming the father of her teenage daughter? The sperminator was a major American marijuana trafficker on the lam abroad who eventually returned to the United States, did a stint behind bars, and is now with a production company in California. (Page Six)

Catherine Oxenberg (aka Amanda Carrington on Dynasty)? Catherine is married to Casper Van Dien now, but she has an 18-year-old daughter whose father has never been publicly identified. I knew there was a good reason for why I watched the entire season of I Married a Princess.

This A/B list singer/performer has slept with the drummer from a popular rock band at least three times now. Both are married or with partners, and both are famous, and both have been secretly hooking up at random intervals in bizarre public places. We hear a public park was the first spot for the rendezvous, then a studio bathroom, and the third in a hotel. Not Christina Aguilera. (BuzzFoto)

That slut Miss Piggy and Animal? Or Pink and Tommy Lee (AGAIN)? Or Pink and Travis Barker? Or Brit Brit and Mick Fleetwood (HA)?

After this actor unexpectedly lost his wife, he had a major life change. Now that he’s single, he’s considered to be a great catch, but it’s unlikely that any lucky ladies will “catch” him. That’s because he now prefers young men. Particularly slender male escorts between 18 and 21. He cruises the web for young men and calls himself ‘Leo.’ If he’s VERY interested in someone he will fly the guy to wherever he is. He brings the escorts to his homes in New York and Los Angeles and is always polite and generous. Sorry, ladies. (Janet Charlton)

I’m going to bypass the Liam Neeson guess and go with Stanley Tucci instead? And I’m also going to guess that you’re going to spend your afternoon creating a profile on Rentboy using the username: skinny18luvsbaldies.

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