Last year on New Year’s Eve, Kathy Griffin made Mah Boo Anderson Cooper burst into an orgasm of awkward internal giggles when she dropped a line about dicks from Mr. Show. Kathy knew she had to do something this year to keep her name on YouTube’s most viewed list. This year Kathy went with a classic: THE FUCK BOMB!
Kathy launched the fuck bomb while Mah Boo talked about 6-year-old Falcon “Balloon Boy” Heene. Kathy seems to think that Falcon sounds a lot like “fuckin.” Hey, when it comes to the fuck word being dropped on national TV, I’ll take what I can get even if it doesn’t make any sense. Kathy is working for the greater cause. And she’s also working to make sure Mah Boo’s ass lips stay twinkly (yes, they twinkle). Speaking of, here’s a clip of Kathy and Mah Boo talking dirty and exchanging gay innuendos. Mah Boo cooing, “It’s not hard to take me down” is about to become my new wake-up call.
Lastly, some bitch didn’t appreciate Kathy’s f bombs and filthy talk taking the spotlight away from Mah Boo.
Just for recording keeping purposes, my Twitter name is not “Bill.” Okay, yes it is.
And next year, I hope Kathy finally sends CNN’s censors into cardiac arrest by doing something involving strap-ons and the cunt word. Let’s go big for 2011, Kathy!