It’s still not 2010 for some of us, so it’s not too late to name this as the SONG OF THE DECADE! Shit, this might be the anthem of all our lives! It’s the hatetress of hate Megan Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church (those “God Hates Fags” loontardians) and her parody of Lady CaCa’s Poker Face. It features such amazing lyrics as, “Lady GayGay,” “God hates you,” and “your whorish face.” Listen to this wreck:
Megan should come write for Dlisted! Yeah, I know I should be cyber fisting this crazy bitch in the mouth, but I can’t help but want to party with her.
While we’re all doing shots, she’ll scream at how our souls will turn to ash in the fiery pits of Hell. And then after catching us sucking dick in the men’s bathroom, she’ll spit in our ear (foreplay) and tell us that our whore faces are worth a first class ticket to Lucifer’s chambers. Keep giving us that dirty filthy talk, Megan!
What’s really hilarious is that Megan says “Poker Face” is the devil’s music, but she probably listened to that song a million times while working on her parody. That means she’ll be making s’mores with us in the giant chiminea known as Hell. Save us a seat, Megan!
And here’s the object of Megan’s lady erection showing off her tuck game in Miami this morning.