Squinty Gets To Lick On This

December 31, 2009 / Posted by:

Well, Squinty only gets to lick on this after Bradley Cooper’s had too many Fuzzy Navels and if she doesn’t flinch when he coos at her, “Daddy Garber, slap me with your tongue.” But she still gets to visit his salad bar once in a blue moon.

Anyway, here’s B. Coop poppin’ his freshly Nair-ed ass crack while putting his dog in a crate yesterday afternoon outside of Squinty’s house. “Putting the dog in a crate” sounds like something Tommy Girl does on his Saturday afternoons.

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