Happy New Year!

December 31, 2009 / Posted by:

Can you believe the decade is already over? It seems like it was just yesterday that we were all boozing, bonging and blowjobbing in 2000. And now we’re going to be boozing, bonging and blowjobbing in 2010! CRAZY! Time flies when you’re a drunken whore.

Anyway, I want to wish all of you a very Happy New Year! And if you’ve already banged in the new year, I want to wish you good luck, because I’m sure your drunk ass is doing one of the following right now: a) trying to protect your asshole in jail b) trying to break into your local free clinic to get a hold of a morning-after pill or c) trying to find a church that is still open so that you can cleanse your sin-covered skin in a bowl of holy water.

And I also want to thank you for joining me during this year full of fuckery. When I dry heaved, you dry heaved right next to me. When I slapped my nipples and pinched my taint, you slapped your nipples and pinched your taint right next to me. When I worshiped at the feet of Chicken Cutlets, you logged off and called Bellevue. We did it together. And hopefully, we’ll do it all over again next year.

Speaking of Chicken Cutlets, here she is to wish all of you a frecklelicious 2010! Now log off and call Bellevue. I’ll be waiting with a Straitjacket Snuggie on. Happy New Year!

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