Ty Ty The Terrible

December 30, 2009 / Posted by:

On Monday, Ty Ty announced that she was hanging up her talk show wig next year after 5 seasons. Well, some of her employees claimed that they learned that they might have to sell ass on the stroll next year through their Google RSS feeds. Apparently, they heard the news with the rest of us. And now they are pissed, so they’re running off to Gatecrasher to barf about how working for Tyranasaurus Rex was as pleasant as a motorboat from Pinhead. The Devil Wears The Raquel Welch Wig Collection!

Here’s what some of her current and past employees had to say:

There had been high turnover of employees for years. It was pretty difficult to work for Tyra. She and the higher-ups on the production staff could be extremely brutal. She really is a diva.” – One scorned bitch

“Everything had to be done Tyra’s way.” A former employee who prefers to remain nameless for fear that she will never ever be able to buy a wig in this town again!

“Honestly, I don’t know how it would be to work under her. But for me, it was a good experience. Tyra just knows how she likes things done. And as for her ‘diva-ness,’ well, it sells.“- Tyra….I mean..some source.

When the show moved from L.A. to New York, several staffers weren’t even directly told about the change – they heard through the grapevine that it was going to move locations. Even so, a lot of those people gave up their lives on the West Coast so they could continue working for the show. Now they’re out of luck.” – Another source

Tyra’s not a diva bitch! She’s a survivor! Anyone who watches her show knows this. I mean, she always knows what her guests are going through, because she has had a similar experience when it comes to everything from feline AIDS to a botched colonic to the consumption. Ty Ty has been there too!

And as Ivana Trump would say, don’t get mad, get everything! Seriously, on the last day of work all her scorned employees should show up with empty cardboard boxes and a few strong cousins. Clean that storage closet out!

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