When the gays go on vacation, they whip off their shirts, whip out the cameras and POSE POSE POSE like a 13-year-old girl on MySpace (or like Noah Cyrus on school picture day). Marc Jacobs and fiance Lorenzo Martone are no exception! Here’s Marc striking bi-curious poses in St. Barts while Lorenzo snaps away. These pictures better be in Sports Illustrated: Gaysuit Edition. OR ELSE!
And on an unrelated note (or is it?), I’m stepping away lifeline in a little while to get on a plane to go and do ho shit in Las Vegas for New Year’s. I really hope there’s some screaming kids on my flight, because I’ve been dying to try out my Ivana Trump impersonation.