Alicia Douvall Got A Toe Job

Alicia Douvall, the drunk piece of beautiful trash from the UK, isn’t shy when it comes to talking about all her plastic surgeries. Last year, Alicia got her 14th titty job, and she recently went under the knife again. This time Alicia left her tortured chichis alone and attacked her feet instead. Alicia spent almost $8,000 getting her toes shortened. Alicia said that they cut some of the bone from the second toe on each foot to make it shorter than the big toe. My feet just passed out.

Alicia explained to Now Magazine, “I know people will think I’m mad, but my feet were so horrible. I hated the fact that my second toes were so much longer than my big toes: they were crooked and overlapped. I was always very self-conscious about the way my feet looked. Whenever I wore sandals, my toes spilled out of the front and looked so ugly. It even put me off dating. I was miserable.”

I guess this makes sense, because Alicia doesn’t really use her feet that often anyway since she spends 99% of the day on her back. However, Alicia really didn’t need to suffer through the pain of surgery. All she had to do was liquor up Katie Price, whisper a few sweet nothings into her ear (example: You’re as orange as a pumpkin’s bowel movement) and drag her home. After Alicia scared all of Katie’s crotch creatures away with a can of RAID, she could’ve just slipped her toe into Katie’s box (NSFW) Dane Bowers-style. If Alicia’s toe didn’t commit suicide, Katie’s toxic snatch juices would’ve eaten it away in a few quick minutes.