What A Beautiful Publicity Stunt….I Mean…Family

December 29, 2009 / Posted by:

Here’s Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Dicksick with their 20-second-old baby Mason Dash on the cover of Life & Style this week.

Doesn’t Kourtney just look so happy? She has that sparkle in her eyes all new mothers get when posing on the cover of a tabloid with their newborn baby. Actually, that sparkle might be from the dollar signs that popped up in her eyes after noticing the check from Life & Style on the table in front of her.

And Scott still looks like he’d shove a block of cheese up your snatch and release the rats.

Poor Mason. Somebody should whisper in his hear to not open up his eyes until he’s at least 18. It’s for his own good.

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