The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 28th!

December 29, 2009 / Posted by:

The all-new Ivana Trump Airplane Snuggie! Protects your ears from screaming children and your hands from strangling them. – ImpertinentVixen

Runners-up:

To keep Shane from offending everyone on the plane with his Manhunt profile, his grandma knitted him an internet porn cozy. – starvis

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KANYE IS TOO GOOD TO FLY COACH. MY PEOPLE PUT ME ON A COACH FLIGHT WITH THE COMMON PEOPLE WHO DONT SEE THE BIG PICTURE LIKE ME. IM SITTING WITH BORING ZOMBIES. I HAVE TO COVER MY FACE OR THE FANS WILL BEG ME FOR AUTOGRAPHS. KANYE IS MEGA PISSED. HEADS WILL ROLL. BUY MY RECORD. – zomay

Ever since that freaky sex tape emerged, traveling for Pinocchio has never been the same – cliff777

via WOW Report

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