Brown Eyed Baby

December 29, 2009 / Posted by:

Van Morrison’s sperm still has the magic touch! At 64-years-old, the pepaw has become a father for the fourth time. Let’s all high-five Van’s sperm (let’s not).

CBC News reports that Van’s manager/girlfriend/caramel square unwrapper Gigi Lee gave birth to a little boy yesterday. They have named him George Ivan Morrison III.

Van also has a 39-year-old from his first marriage and two kids with his last girlfriend.

Van’s publicist said that “Little Van is the spitting image of his daddy.” So that means Gigi gave birth roll of chins. Adorable.

I’m happy for Van, but why would you want to spend the twilight of your years goo goo and ga ga-ing at a damn baby?! When I’m that age, the only interaction I want to have with kids is when I have to wave my cane at one for skipping into my personal space. Ivana Trump has the right idea.

(Thanks Moonmaid)

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66 responses to “Brown Eyed Baby”

  1. Genny18 says:

    Was he queefing into the mic wtf

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  2. snowpiece says:

    they can share diapers and formula

    OMG I am not suited for this work thing at all, I need to go back on vaca asap!

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  3. snowpiece says:

    KD do you have Gaga in your avie or something?

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  4. Eileenie McMeanie says:

    “why would you want to spend the twilight of your years goo goo and ga ga-ing at a damn baby?!” I’m with MK on this one…NO WAY NO HOW

    “motherfucker, I lick pits for a living.” Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 – 3:05pm.

  5. M.E. says:

    Becoming a parent again in your 60’s is WRONG! WRONG!

    Instead of being selfish and having a child, that you will most likely NOT see to the age of 20, just simply pass and wait on the grandkids, play with them and send them home.

    FUCK!

  6. lisadob says:

    too much star f*cking going on lately! Doesn’t anyone use birth control anymore?

  7. urmomma says:

    I am so creeped out by old people fucking.
    I work for a urologist and grandpas are gettin’ it on in record numbers I tell ya!
    They pop pills and use hand pumps….uggghhhhh.
    Okay, so I am off to sack up some Viagra for everyone’s peepaws!

  8. Albatross says:

    Ewww. Just…ewww.

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  9. louise_brooks says:

    I love Van Morrison- his MUSIC! Not his PEEN. Even Astral Weeks era Van was not attractive. Good lord he is the same age at my dad!

  10. greenfinch says:

    Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/29/2009 – 11:53am.
    easier said than done when you choose to have a young girlfriend who prob doesnt have kids and wants one esp with a famous bf/husband who’s loaded.
    it was prob her idea.

  11. greenfinch says:

    Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 12/29/2009 – 11:55am.
    i loves him too, although hes a massive douche bag. he doesnt even say a word to people that attend his concerts. he comes out on stage, sings, leaves, has someone else introduce his band, comes back out sings then leaves with outa thank you.

  12. Disraeli_Ears says:

    Damn, my dad is 59 and I’m sure he would rather develop lifetime chronic diarrhea than become a father again. He and my stepmother LOVE their freedom.

    Oh, and LOL to “Gigi gave birth to a roll of chins.”

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  13. louise_brooks says:

    Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 12/29/2009 – 11:57am.

    Yeah, I have heard he’s generally a massive jag. I’m sort of surprised he has sex with actual human women. Since he’s so in love with himself, I figured he just had sex with a Real Doll made to look like him.

  14. Stoney says:

    Someone cut off his old wrinkly dong!

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  15. Ophelias evil twin says:

    Van’s the man!

    seriously tho, I think he’s great and all but gag at the thought of havin’ sessy times with him… well unless I could stare at his huge bank account statement for motivation.. ; )

  16. greenfinch says:

    Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 12/29/2009 – 12:00pm.
    you should hear how he treats the fan’s he meets. you’d swear off his music if you ever actually met him.

    ah well..he has some great songs.

  17. Eileenie McMeanie says:

    Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/29/2009 – 12:00pm.
    Someone cut off his old wrinkly dong!

    ROFLAO. I nominate Urmomma since she’s working for a urologist!

    “motherfucker, I lick pits for a living.” Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 – 3:05pm.

  18. angel_i says:

    @urmomma: LOL! You totally reminded me of Purple Pills…I think becuz Proof always sounded like an old man:

    Pop pills
    Pills I pop
    Pop two pills
    On stilts I walk

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    A long time ago, when the gays weren’t all in your face about it…
    ~ Don’t look at me! I didn’t say that!

  19. moonmaid says:

    “Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/29/2009 – 11:51am.

    they can share diapers and formula”

    hahaha, perfect!

  20. loozer says:

    Young Van:
    http://img.maniadb.com/images/album/226/226587_1_f.jpg

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  21. Stoney says:

    People like this douche need to quit fucking. YOU HAVE A 40 YEAR OLD CHILD YOU OLD ASS MOTHER FUCKER.

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  22. TheBreakdown says:

    I personally would probably not have chıldren after 40 but to each theır own

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  23. joanne says:

    To old to be a new daddy, hopefully jr. will have his talent.

  24. Genny18 says:

    Submitted by lisadob on Tue, 12/29/2009 – 11:53am.

    *raises hand*
    *sits down*

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  25. urmomma says:

    *gets out box cutter and wipes blade on sock*
    I keed. You know men get sooooooo freaked out about that shit. HA! There is some shit that goes down around here that I just keep to myself…and when I see you at Walmart, I understand why you won’t look me in the eye.
    But, I do make a point of putting the sample Viagra and Cialas in lil’ bags so they don’t have to do the walk of shame in front of the other men.
    The doc doesn’t do that, he just hands them the box…he is an ass.

    signed,

    browneyed girl

  26. louise_brooks says:

    Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 12/29/2009 – 12:02pm.

    You are probably right. If I ever met him and he was rude to me, you would see me featured on this site as, “Crazed Woman Attacks PeePaw Morrison.”

    I live by the (I think) Dave Barry quote, someone who is nice to you and rude to the waiter is not a nice person.

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