HoHan has finally stopped stalking SamRo’s every move and is now focusing her time on a dick belonging to male model and former The City cast member Adam Senna. Gatecrasher says that things between them are “heating up.” Well, I’m pretty sure Adam’s peen is heating up due to the warts HoHan’s vagina gifted him with.
Some source says that HoHan and Adam started bump and bumping on December 10th. Last week, HoHan brought Adam to Ali Lohan’s Sweet 46 birthday party to meet White Oprah. Apparently, White Oprah really likes Adam and thinks he’s good for her daughter. That’s not saying much. White Oprah probably came to that conclusion after she asked Adam for a Xanax and he gave her two. If it were up to White Oprah, HoHan would marry a pharmacy kiosk.
The source added, “Adam is a good guy, and Lindsay is definitely starting to turn to him when things get bad.” Yeah, I bet she’s turning to him when things get bad. See my Xanax comment.
Below is HoHan taking a break from taking a break by trying on the ugliest clothes NYC has to offer.