Hug your TV tightly and prepare to say goodbye to it, because how will it go on now that both Oprah and Ty Ty will not be around to grace its screen?! After 5 years, Tyra Banks announced that the talk show that brought us Tyra as a homeless person, Tyra as a fatty and Tyra as a Vaseline fetishist will go dark. Ty Ty says we’ll have to find another fat ass to kiss, because her talk show will go away next year. QUICK! Somebody talk Joel McHale off that ledge.
Ty Ty issued this statement to People: “This will be the last season of The Tyra Show. I’ve been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years. My next huge steps will allow me to reach more women and young girls to help us all feel as fierce as we truly are.”
Ty Ty plans to focus on producing movies that will bring “positive images of women to the big screen.” First up will be, THE TYRA BANKS STORY STARRING TYRA BANKS. After that will be, THE OPRAH WINFREY STORY STARRING TYRA BANKS. And finally, THE JOEL MCHALE STORY STARRING TYRA BANKS.
The truth is, this is a sad day. What other show will bring us important events like the first ever televised colonic? My bowels depended on Tyra.
Well, at least we still have the human suppository known as Dr. Phil to help us get regular again.