Afternoon Crumbs

Remember that one scene in Alien…. (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Lily Allen is one step closer to achieving her goal of making sure every one of us has seen her titties at least once – Egotastic!

Tamara Mellon either needs a smaller bikini bottom or bigger ass cheeks – Hollywood Tuna

But can Zachary Quinto get both of his feet behind his head? – Just Jared

JLo posing for her life at a football game – Lainey Gossip

So now we know why Bradley Cooper agreed to do Valentine’s Day – Towleroad

Larry King is the Tiger Woods of the zombie world – Celebitchy

Hot piece Johnathon Schaech is engaged – I’m Not Obsessed

Leonardo DiCaprio needs a miracle suit – Popsugar

This is what happened to Pete Wentz when Bronx Mowgli was finally old enough to understand his name is Bronx Mowgli – Socialite Life

Another picture of Kendra’s 10-second-old baby. Expect 10,000 more of these before the year is up – ICYDK

I really don’t want to know what “Hoff-ee” is – Hollywood Rag

A Glee flash mob – SOW

RiRi wearing two of Noah Cyrus’ favorite skirts as a bikini – Holy Moly!

Is that Detective Julie Bower in the bottom right picture?! – Cityrag

(Image via Pacific Coast News)