Xtina Knows It’s All About The Face

December 26, 2009 / Posted by:

These pictures of Xtina at Petco on Thursday kind of reminds me of when one of my cousins shows up to a family party wearing stained sweats, a torn Garfield t-shirt and a face full of enough make-up to keep all the queens on RuPaul’s Drag Race covered for the whole season. Seriously, bitch spends 5 seconds picking out what to wear from a pile of her period clothes in the closet, but spends hours upon hours getting a free make-up makeover at MAC. I love that shit.

I know Xtina isn’t exactly wearing rags, but she still spent way more time making her face look like that of a child beauty pageant contestant. Xtina knows it’s all about the FACE! FACE! I GIVE FACE! BEAUTY! FACE!

And it just me or does Baby Max kind of look like Thom Yorke after downing the bottle labeled “DRINK ME.”

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