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December 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Banana Jesus!

In keeping with the theme of the week (Jesus and bananas, duh) I present to you a portrait of Lord Jesus Christ’s face on a banana bought at some supermarket in Australia. Banana Jesus was discovered by a Lisa Swinton who said she screamed “OH MY GOD” when she pulled it out of her fruit bowl.

There’s so many UNGODLY and dark-sided thoughts running through my head right now, but I really don’t want to piss off the God Warrior on Return All Our Presents For Booze Money Day, so I’ll keep them to myself.

Lisa told the Daily Telegraph, ‘‘I got it out of the fruit bowl and was about to peel it and eat it when I saw his face!”

All hail Banana Jesus! I’m just going to ignore the fact that Banana Jesus looks more like Billy Goat Brad Pitt or a GEICO Caveman.

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