Look At These Fancy Fancy Gays

December 25, 2009 / Posted by:

Marc Jacobs and his husband Lorenzo Martone are here to wish you a Happy Holigay from the fancy island of fanciness known as St. Barts. Could these two get any fancier? My ass uses a Rite-Aid plastic bag to carry my beach necessities and this ho is using a $5,000+ Birkin bag! I’d have to pass a credit check to even touch that bag! And here’s Marc casually dragging it around the beach like it’s the canvas tote bag you get for free when purchasing an Estee Lauder perfume gift set at Macy’s.

I feel like I should lift my pinky when looking at these pictures. They are probably wearing matching canary diamond cock rings. I’m jealous.


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