Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 25, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Kris Kringle from Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town!

This is an easy one. In case you couldn’t tell by the sight of your mom passed out on the couch from drinking 6 Mimosas, it happens to be Christmas today. So what better Hot Slut is there than the one and only Kris Kringle? First of all, he’s a ginge. Nothing makes me HO HO HO in the heart like a Christmas ginge. Second of all, he becomes Santy Claus. And Santy is my favorite person of the day, because his fat ass brought me a Fry Daddy this morning. So I’ll be having deep fried butter for Christmas dinner tonight. Actually, I’ll do it healthy-style by using I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter instead.

Lastly, Kris Kringle sings “If You Sit on my Lap Today.” Now, this song is inappropriate for children, but you can sing it to your fuck time partner tonight when you do your annual holiday striptease for them. It’s a nice change from “Santa Baby.”

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